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The Penis Transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm having trouble getting my penis
erect. Can you help me?" After a complete examination the doctor tells
Jack, "Well the problem with you is
that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's really
nothing I can do for you except to try an experimental treatment." Jack
asks, "What is the treatment?" "Well," the doctor explains, "What we would
do is take the muscles from the trunk
of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis." Jack thinks about it
silently then says, "Well the thought of going through life without ever
having sex again is too much, let's go for it." A few weeks after the
operation, Jack was given the green light to use his improved equipment. He
planned a romantic dinner for his girlfriend and took her to one of the
nicest restaurants in the city. In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring
between his legs that continued to the point of being painful. To release
the pressure Jack unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung from his
trousers, went to the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then
returned to his trousers. His girlfriend was stunned at first but then said
with a sly smile, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?" Jack replied
with his eyes watering, "Well, I think so, but i don't think i can fit
another roll up my arse."
LOL! The pictures that conjours up..grin.
Makes you jealous doesn't it Goblin, since you had your penis removed.
Aww Kev. *giggles* That was so wrong.
*sexy*
oh Loard, the images I pictured